— for immediate distribution · september 2026
NVIA to Acquire pons for $12,930,300,000
wat the P doin? getting acquired.
parody press release · not an acquisition
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— schedule of deal terms
Deal Terms
- Purchase price
- 12,930,300,000 hugs
- Employee retention
- 1,000,000,000 belly rubs for pons devs
- Expected close
- “when the P feels loved”
- Financial advisor
- Goldman Sniffs
- Fairness opinion
- “seems fair, very fair”
form HUG-1 · filed with no one · figures in hugs unless noted
— top huggers
— transaction status
Acquisition Progress
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$HUGPONS on pons · Robinhood Chain
— conditions to closing
Regulatory Approvals
- ☐ pendingMinistry of Hugsapproves at $50k market cap
- ☐ pendingDepartment of Wholesome Assetsapproves at $250k market cap
- ☐ pendingSEC of Memesapproves at $500k market cap
- ☐ pendingJensen's Jacket Committeeapproves at $1M market cap
- 🤗 pending consentThe P Itselfconsent of the acquired
— securities
$HUGPONS
contract address · Robinhood Chain · checksummed
0xD4c2748b9A12F12d39567d88D763883fC948c5a5report impersonators: DM @Huggingpons on X
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